If you ever listened to WHFS back in the day, you would know that is 100% accurate. That station was amazing! And then one day at noon it switched to an all Spanish station. No warning, but in hindsight- the Sports Junkies were the downfall of a really good modern alt rock station. They essentially killed one of the…

I had a Cherry Wheat last week and it was fucking disgusting. I couldn't tell if I was drinking a beer or someone's cough syrup flavored vomit.

You've obviously never spent much time in Maryland.

He IS from Virginia. However he's from the part of Virginia with zero rednecks and many wannabe rednecks.
I am from NoVa too. I remember in high school, there were guys every now and then wearing flannel shirts, Camo trucker hats, saying "ya'll," driving pickup trucks with the Confederate flag on them. I was like,…

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Speed suits NEVER go out of style!

We once had a bachelor party for Bonds. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Dungy kept hammering at the Martin comparison.

Weeeeeeeeeee

In wanting to keep showing his Browns' pride, he later shit the bed.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

5 RBIs yesterday, in case you were wondering.

Actually, on the contrary, Boston fans (and not just of the Red Sox) are widely acknowledged as being irrational asshats. No one denies this.

The tribe reportedly told Dan Snyder to "shove it" and Snyder responded that he couldn't, which is why he was building the skate park for them and not himself.

"Obviously fake. Native Americans are proud of the name." - the Redskin Action Committee of Instilling Social Truth

Canada is 118th! Suck it Lebanon.

Bond...BLONDE?!?!?!?! Oh the outrage was fantastic. But who didn't ultimately succumb to this steely, blue-eyed brute of a 007? Craig's Bond transcends the others thanks to his differences but succeeds because of his similarities to them.

Van Persie's header should have been #1. It was substantially similar to Cahill's, but, come on, the header and angle difficulty were way more impressive!

you know FIFA has fucked up when something Maradona says makes sense