In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

Troy: I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

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Have they considered working from home with Google?

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Looks like they found Bawldo!

Finally, Germany gets payback for Brazil stealing all their brilliant doctors and scientists in the 1940s!

Money order is fine

Watching the Ivory Coast fans dump the payload of a logging truck on their returning players makes a lot more sense now

Donovan would have scored.

But still nothing. The man asked for guidance. Dear Drew: Liverpool. YNWA.

Well if you land anywhere but Anfield you are wrong, but still.

With that music in the background, it has a very very Friday Night Lights feel to it.

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

The Ramones, the Heartbreakers, Suicide Commandos, most Husker Du, the Descendents

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

Poor ol' Rusty Venture

Not a hope in hell Mexico or the Swiss are the final four.