This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.

"You could melt me and put me in a cup"

Ronaldo is objectively better than Messi. No argument can be made otherwise. I dont even like Ronaldo and I can see this.

I actually feel sorry for these guys. The more they get into this delusional stuff, the more unlikely it is that they'll ever make those human connections they desperately crave, which means the more attracted they'll be the bitter and delusional stuff, which means it will only be harder to make those human…

I've always been a Spiderman guy. He's probably a Yankees fan though, which is problematic.

haha... Gambit listed twice. Whatever, you're right. This list blows. Gambit should be wayyyyy higher.

Why is Gambit listed twice? Why is joke-ass Green Lantern not the worst, ever? Why is Deadpool (arguably GOAT) at #70?

Wolf: It's strong I tell ya! No amount of blowing is ever going to ruin it!!

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

Game: Skyrim

Game: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Game: Fable 2

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

Getting hit by a car might actually be a real website.

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

I would eat this.