I hasn't even showed up yet! being delivered next week!

I hate to keep reminding you of this, and embarrass you in front of your minions, but paracord? Seriously? I say Pfft! Yes, you heard me, PFFT! Why get wussy paracord when you can carry real man stuff? Like this! 12,000 lb Synthetic line on a Warn Winch with Hyrdraulic Actuators! Woof woof!

Just because you said nice things about the Diavel doesn't mean you get to ride mine. Nice try.

I've climbed 4 times with Craig. The best in the business. Nice, humble, but a monster. ***** (Five Stars!)

For catching food and dispatching Zombies:

What makes no sense about that video is that Jamie has a cool Brit accent, but you have some lame-ass, dorky, generic one, yet you both spent a shitload of time in the UK. Why doesn't the video address this?

If I was gonna buy an ADV bike for actual ADV use, which I plan on doing next year, I think I'd buy a Honda. I hear trying to fix a broken down Tiger in the middle of nowhere is a little daunting.

I once killed a Grizzly Bear at my 5th grade bus stop with a rolled-up spiral notebook. He was tryin' to take my pudding.

So THAT'S what happy is!

Still deciding whether I want to steal Wiley or Lara.