Look, I lived in Florida when I got my GTI, and it came with heated seats. I swore up and down I would never, never, NEVER use heated seats. I mean, I lived in Florida, so they were useless, right?

Until it needs a full rebuild due to the valve guides like all n/a 993s.

Real #1: Not finishing dental school...

This would make some GOOD jalopnik.

I included the cars.com link on another comment already, but you should get an Aston. Specifically, a mid 2000's DB9 or Vanquish. There are many, many examples between 50-60k, they are manual, they are Aston Martins, they sound great, they are Aston Martins, they have V12s, they are Aston Martins.

Aston DB9!

Audi R8! You KNOW you want to Doug...you KNOW you do. Can always play it safe with a 997 Turbo and a CarMax warranty. They have one for $66K

Congratulations on selling the Ferrari! Thank you for not letting me personally know it was for sale because I probably would have bought it, and I need another car like I need another hole in the head.

For anyone who thinks the California is a "chick car" or a "poor/lame excuse for a Ferrari" please come let me take you for a ride in one...I guarantee I'll scare you till you poop your pants. It's 100% Ferrari.

6.) Ferrari California

Uh-oh. Both you and Travis have gone over to the dark side. Let me guess: they lied and told you they had cookies, didn't they?

Breaking news: Internet commenter makes obvious remark!

Also of note: Modified car faster than stock car.

In other news: AAs planes now consistent with their service quality.

I thought it looked good before (in the white leaks), but goddamngoddamngoddamn. This is a fucking beauty.

+1 for Mouthbreathers.

Mouthbreathers here would look at the price and say "B-b-but C7 Corvette!"

Pictures of the 705s are rare, this is after she sat for many years I believe, but at least it is good res and shows her hullform.

I assume that driving the car in its current condition wouldn't be that much different than dating current day Christie Brinkley. Not nearly as pretty as it was in its prime but still insanely gorgeous enough to make every man (outside of down-to-the-bone assholes) incredibly jealous.

god I'm pretty sure the busa with a long arm is the official bike of the south side of chicago, i see them all the damn time usually with some dude who looks like a defensive tackle and usually wearing a shirt 4 sizes too small