That would require intelligence and empathy, two things sorely lacking at the modern stealership.

Okay, I’ll start. Break My Wallet

But it’s German plastic.

German engineers: why use one part when six will do? And lets make it out of plastic even though it sits right next to the exhaust manifold, too.

The people buying this album because he said a racial slur are the exact same people who will tell you that racism doesn’t exist.

He looks like Billy Racist Cyrus. 

The account is actually fucking hilarious and mostly harmless.

There should be some kind of ´Stand Your Ground’ exception allowing one to tase non mask wearing assholes legal-consequences free. I am only half kidding.

It’s amazing that the top 1% has convinced the bottom 60% that they should fight for the 1% to benefit at the 60%s expense. Truly amazing.

Nah. He’s restating what GM has already made clear they’re doing and packaging it as original insight.

This robot ain’t shit until I see four of them standing outside, maskless and smoking. The robot also better smell like Axe and wear a golf pullover, otherwise I’m not buying. 

DAL-e

Continues? You can’t really ever buy in to any Google product early because it’s such a gamble of when they’re just gonna get bored with it and shut it down.  This is exactly why I never got on board with Stadia in the first place. Now its the studios, but how long until they just shudder the whole thing? It can’t be…

The Nissan Frontier: Dignity for the credit challenged buyers who really wanted a Tacoma.

does it come with a front facing camera so you can see over the hood?

lol at these massive companies with endless money and resources just perpetually shitting the bed when it comes to making a video game.

This basically just looks like how someone would remember the game through rose-tinted glasses.

Wow, that looks absolutely terrible. Go back to mirrors.

why do the mirrors have a battery level symbol?

But now you have vestigial penis wings on your car. That is a little out of my kink zone.