Lots of us can be outraged about something and still laugh at a decently cracked joke about how shitty Ross Douthat’s kids are.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

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I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

D.B. Pooper

That not a man, its a chicken boo

Was this really a mystery that the average person couldn’t resolve with just a moment’s pause?

Yes, the story is a big draw. I want to know what happens! The stakes seem high.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

I’m OK with Gretzky having his number retired by the league but Lemeuix? What about Yzerman? Messier? Where does it end. Gretz is the GOAT and that’s that.

This is beautiful!!! Please update if that cunt says anything else!!

Tobacco should be taxed at 100% it is a huge public health cost and has absolutely no redeeming value. I have no problems with that tax.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

Because caring about canon in what is obviously a non-canon game is stupid?

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

Freddy Mercury is spinning in his grave.