What is this picture. She is beautiful but this is what I look like at a 4am trying to get someone to buy me drinks.

I'm so glad Jez now has Milihelen.

One day, I'm going to get a set of press-on nails and upholster them with leopard-print velveteen, because fuck it.

So... can we talk about lazy photo shopping guys?

Donald Trump went to an LA restaurant on whose walls there is a portrait of Donald Trump wearing a rooster on his head.

Damn how well I know that "you can't possibly be good enough for my under achiever son" look.

Ugh, same.

A while back, I read somewhere fairly reputable (let's say the New York Post) that Justin Bieber is wasting money to the tune of $1 million a MONTH, between the houses and the hangers-on and renting out the Staples Center to take Selena on dumb dates and, worst of all, giving his skanky dad a huge allowance, and his…

Word. Yesterday I was picking an outfit to go to dinner with friends, and everything I pulled out I kept thinking, "But this is an outfit I could wear to work. Don't I have anything a little more NSFW?" I think what I like to wear is just also work-appropriate, and now I feel compelled to wear edgier things on the…

I checked my days and today is 12001. So basically I totally wasted my 12000th day and I'll never get that back. :(

I was trying to be optimistic dammit !

We all need a personal Stacy London from time to time. I have closets FULL and wear the same damn thing (with alternating accessories day in and day out - the 65+ hour work week is to blame. (not to mention the two hours on the road and the two in between the two jobs/there is SOME overlap).

fuck bieber there's a new clown in town

I would suggest heading over to cheap places that sell very trendy items to figure out what your "true self" is. Create one outfit (a dress, vest, leggings or red pants, floral blouse, giant museum earrings) and see how it feels when you wear it out. Keep expanding and looking for places that have quality items that…

I feel the same. I feel like I dress more boring than my soul wants me to dress. Part of it is, I spend a lot of money on work appropriate stuff, which I feel like has less room to be different/edgy/fun, and I don't have much in my budget to buy separate goin' out clothes.

I can imagine little less chic than those jeans.

Hey...itheedread folks - can I just make a point here? I love this concept for a feature. My wife loves the concept of this feature. But both of us are just a *wee* bit bothered by the title of it. I am not her husband. She is most DEFINITELY not my husband! (The type of ignorant-ass straight folks who would ask…

I think it's okay to change your mind, but also I think we need to have a chance to die if we've decided we've had enough. I know, for example, that my mom would rather die before going through chemo if she ever gets cancer again, and I hate that Chilean laws won't allow her to do what she wants. However, most…

She looks AMAZING in that photo.