Thank you for the Denzel takedown; it needed to be said.

I like Malick and The Thin Red Line but no way. Saving Private Ryan is probably the best war movie that will ever be made. It manages to show the horrors of war while still being accessible. The closing battle scene is just as good as the opening.

Who the hell hasn’t said shit while being drunk.

I love SPR too, so this is in no way me knocking that film. If Weinstein didn’t produce Shakespeare, no chance it’s even close to winning.

Yep. After The Thin Red Line, I’ve avoided every subsequent (and, in fact, previous) Malick movie as if they were snuff films. I can acknowledge that there’s some good work done in the movie, but the overall whole was one of my least-favorite films I’ve ever watched. SPR suffers a bit from some Spielbergisms, but I…

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You got me there.

This take makes sense if you’re into movies with a barely comprehensible plot that are padded with 30 minutes of high-school-level symbolism (principally in the form of nature shots) and one of the worst, most ridiculous Woody Harrelson performances in screen history.

Or Forrest Gump beating Shawshank... Worse in my opinion

Fucking Arrival, man. My first thought was, so it’s an alien invasion movie, but it’s about the person trying to translate the aliens’ language? That sounds fucking ponderous. Like, if Die Hard were done from the point of view of the traffic cop diverting cars away from Nakatomi Tower.

I still haven’t gotten over “Shakespeare in Love” winning best picture over “Saving Private Ryan”.

I wish everyone would stop pitying Melania. SHE IS IN ON IT. She has advocated for him and his policies. She clearly just wanted to marry a rich guy, I don’t believe for a second she ever loved him. She knew exactly what she was doing, and she still plans to capitalize off of her association.

I doubt she has access to his tax returns.

I can only assume the “Blacks for Trump” people are paid to be exactly where they are.

If she was smart, she’d leak his tax returns, so he’d go to jail and she’d be free of him.

I think she is kept in New York so she can not talk to anyone.

Wow. Sad! I really want to feel sorry for but can’t bring myself to do so.

I think you might be right. She is clearly physically repulsed by him to the point where she can’t mask it. That looks reflexive.

That’s some good trolling.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside: