I never cared about her, but this made me think she is a bitch. Seriously don’t even try? If you showed up to work and something goes wrong do you get to say fuck this and not try? No.

Is this how a basic bitch thinks?

In case Dana White is reading the Deadspin comments, I’d happily let Nunes punch me in the face 27 times in 48 seconds for $3 million. DM me!

What in the world was her coach doing the last year or so? How was she still unprepared to face a striker after her last fight?

I really believed when she said someone was fucking in there.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

At least we’ll always have the Entourage film.

Yeah but she would still beat Mayweather.

Isn’t the mascot always played by an actual Seminole?

Presenting women as “underage” is a very common trope in porn.

before porn, I thought it meant you blew on it...talk about unrealistic expectations

are you one of those people who advocates the death penalty for all offenses? do you think that all wars must be solved by means of nuclear weapons? do you think you’re good and your enemy is evil, like the neocons?

Nope. Not even a little bit. Men tend to ignore me and go for the other women I’m with.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

Too bad he was caught before the final stage of the heist: the returning of the stolen goods for cash.

It was meant as counter-evidence to the part of your comment I quoted where you said that all studies show that marriage has positive effects on men and negative effects on women—I took “negative” to mean you were saying that married women are on the whole worse off than single women, as opposed to saying they might…

All studies done on the subject of marriage show that it has positive effects on men (more money, better health, emotional stability) but negative effects on women (less money, more stress, poorer health, isolation).

Didn’t want to call it out but I had the suspicion you never were a part of a male group of friends. It wouldn’t be a fight. He’d grab your ass, you’d punch him in the stomach and it’s over. Everybody laughs, on with our day.

“I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on.”