+1 bastard, orphan, son of a whore

There’s a dude in Dallas who’s looking for a job...assuming there’s enough bubble wrap in the world to safely ship him. 

...won’t get the clicks.

Least it wasn’t Ashley Feinberg this time

Close- Spokane is north of Pullman.

More pointless, shallow questions from a sideline “reporter.” I mean, they should be asking him about how many hookers Craig James murdered during his days at SMU.

Don’t stroke his ego, kiss-ass.

And yet Trump will be our next president. It’s almost like the US presidential elections aren’t as simple as the time you won the hall monitor position in fifth grade.

That entire margin is in one state. Look, I wanted Hillary to win, but she didn’t. We can’t keep grasping at the popular vote win because it doesn’t mean anything.

You include Drew’s shitty Trump take, but then completely forget the plethora of shitty voting takes most of the remainder of the Deadspin staff unleashed?

This column about the firing of doofus NBA coach David Blatt is so intense—it calls things fascist a dozen times

Happy Hanukkah everyone!

I’ve been to Hawaii several times, but I’ve never noticed how much the language sounds like Spanish!

Oh, Donald J. Trump, who thought this was a good idea?

So god can’t look like Octavia Spencer, but can be compared to sentient cornflakes. Got it

According to Twitter, “libturds” are the ones politicizing this. Read the message, republicans, what is it about this year that it’s a time to celebrate a new King? Hmmm?? They did this intentionally.

I believe they dropped Rainbow from the name quite a few years ago. They are just the Warriors.

If people really wanted to help the Palestinians, maybe they should speak out against Hamas and the PA. Maybe they should boycott Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, and Jordan, where Palestinians have no rights and are being murdered. Maybe they should protest the UNRWA which keeps Palestinians (and only Palestinians) in…

If a company, town, university, student union or country wishes to boycott Israel, they should be able to boycott Israel.