Seattle resident here. Yamauchi bought the Mariners out of respect for the area. Nintendo’s American HQ is in Redmond, a city just E/NE of Seattle.

“What’s so bad about Orange Rain?”—William Westmoreland

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Thank you for this. I’m going to bookmark it so I can read it when the season inevitably turns to shit.

I actually freeze most of my butter inventory, and only keep a couple of sticks in the fridge. This works for me because 1) cold butter melts within seconds in a hot pan; 2) I don’t really make toast; and 3) room temperature butter fucking rots.

Not necessarily. It depends on what you are comparing it to. If you’re comparing, let’s say, organic potatoes to non-organic potatoes, then you’re right that you’ll have to spend more.

Chili-Lime Pistachios my pal.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Shouldn’t this ‘article’ have a “sponsored by Stowaway” tag? I feel like I was tricked into reading an ad.