Caption: “Brand new leaf blower for sale or rent.”

Now that's a carport:

But that would assume that those 51 fans actually showed up this year too...which is also unlikely!

Are Jalopnik and Deadspin just copying each other now?

There's a scene in the Force Awakens where all the pod racing flags are on display...not mentioned but still very much present and visible.

Really happy you're not on my lake...