they don’t condone “settling issues with our fists.”

I’m kind of surprised that anyone cares what Mike Pence thinks. 

And snakes?

Is it ok if the hole has spikes?

Unlike Jared, mole rats are very good at their job.

Who cares? The whole family can fall in a hole as far as I’m concerned.

Jared showing off a fresh haircut:

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.

“I will say Heidi’s pretty pissed at that,” Cruz said about the group text leak where his wife asked friends to flee to Cancun with them amid the “FREEZING” temps, he said on the Ruthless podcast which aired Tuesday, the New York Post reports.

Right? Glad you brought that up. They got married in 2007. She’d already starred in Wild Wild West, Dusk til Dawn, Dogma. By then she’d already starred in and produced Frida, meaning she had the kind of clout that can help get a movie made about an early 20th century communist Mexican painter.

That’s really not what Dax said. Megan clearly did not listen to the podcast and is just parroting second hand clickbait misreporting. Dax flat out fanboyed over Francois’ kindness and charisma. He said he initially made a stupid assumption, but was amazed when he actually met him and totally got what Salma saw in…

Yikes. Not every couple needs to have Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling or Joe Mangianello/Sofia Vergara levels of conventional attractiveness.  Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault have always seemed reasonably happy together, isn’t that enough?

Even if she did marry this guy for his money, who the fuck cares? It was her choice. Shit, I’ll marry an old-ass billionaire right now. Next order of bidness... write me into that fuckin’ will, yo!

Whut?

I really thought she was going to lose her scalp. I’m thrilled to have been proven wrong. Black excellence plus science for the win!

Dr. Obeng makes it sound so simple! Glad he was able to step in and save her scalp and some of her hair.

She gathered him up like a pile of unshuffled cards at a cookout. He needed that shit. He will continue to do it because it’s what they ay him to do. While I won’t call him a Tom, he is definitely Justice Thomas adjacent with some of his comments.

“Trump has now become Presidential.”