Dave Chappelle gave Dave Chappelle covid by hanging around people while not wearing a mask on a regular basis. You can do things like “rapid testing”, but if you’re still going out and about like things are normal and spending time around many people outside your household, you’re an idiot and you’re risking your…

As we tell people at the testing station, rapid tests aren’t as accurate, and even with the pcr test, you should take a negative test with a grain of salt, and follow all precautions.

Based on his track record, if Joe Rogan says it wasn’t Grimes, it was definitely Grimes.

Pretty sure Elon and Grimes infect everyone with whom they come into contact. Maybe not with COVID but something unwanted.

It’s okay, Dr. Biden already knows where everything is. There is literally nothing of use that Melania Trump has to say. To anyone.

This fucking traitor and others are now refusing to go through metal detectors or have their bags searched when they set them off.

Then you have a brand new member of Congress tweeting about the location of the Speaker Pelosi.

It was Gaetz. 100% Gaetz.

Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball? Absolutely no! Kidman does what she’s good at; cold, uptight, victims. And she’s good at it. Playing women as funny and vibrant as Lucille Ball is way beyond her range. They need a comedian to play Lucille. 

“Lucy, you’ve got some over-explaining to do.”

Look, Nicole Kidman is a great actor. But... man, I’m just not seeing this one. 

It’s almost like he and his wife are speaking two different languages. 

Oh, I’m sure the police could stop them just fine. They won’t because... reasons.

He should at a minimum get one because Breyer is in his 80's and we don’t need another RBG like situation with a justice refusing to retire when the dems have control of the senate.

Joe Manchin is already planning on how to fuck up.

I hope he gets to nominate three. 

And it looks like Merrick Garland is getting his consolation prize,

I am very happy that Mitch McConnell was handed a defeat.

“Disney villain” includes such illustrious company as Angelina Jolie, Helena Bonham Carter, and Cate Blanchett. Their hearts may be evil, but they look quite good.

If DJ Tanner wants to join Mike Seaver in his mask-less caroling madness, we can rightly scorn and scoff. But that pic is pretty small potatoes, even in the scheme of celebrity gossip. Also, Disney villain is totally a compliment.