And Chris Pine doesn’t have an Instagram account.

I mean, we’re obviously talking MCU Chrises, otherwise the lack of Chris Messina in the ranking would be highly suspect.

Instagram or no, I will not tolerate the lack of Pine in this post.

Why does Hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the others?

I was horrified to read that the Washington Post said Trump’s coup attempt “probably” will not succeed. What do you mean “probably”?! That’s pretty uncertain language right there.
An old friend of mine is in the elevator business and says Trump owed his company hundreds of thousands that he refused to pay back in the…

i gained 20 lbs this year, im mentally exhausted from the constant nonsense from our government on top of dealing with micromanaging and someone who cannot do anything wrong but makes many mistakes without them getting derided for them like i am, i constantly worry that today’s the day i bring covid home, i rarely…

“if they can trust President Trump to sign legislation to keep the government funded and avoid a shutdown before the end of the year,”
What in the last four years has convinced any person to trust this asshole? Even those tax breaks for his rich buddies sure blew up in their face when their entire labor force was laid…

Meanwhile, the two Republican officials in Michigan who initially voted not to certify the Wayne County, then voted to certify it, want to change their votes back. They claim that people calling them out on their racism and political stunts hurt their feelings and that’s what made them do the right thing. So now they…

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

That was such a snarky “not that it’s any of your business” comment from Lana Del Rey. It’s not like anyone’s snooping when they criticize something you wear publicly as a celebrity that has the sole purpose of keeping the people around you safe.

“What is Donald Trump’s campaign about?

So instead of putting the face of Mitch McConnell up there you put Nancy Pelosi like it is her fault. Then again over 70 million white folks decided that things were hunky dory and needed to stay that way. I mean Taneshi Coates said it best white people would rather be white than free. The Senate ain’t done shit for…

His two biggest roles were playing a gay character on Glee, and Andrew Cunanan in American Crime story, so I think a lot of people have just assumed that he is. 

The notes app is a red flag because you could just as easily save someone’s number to your contacts. But then that would make it too real, and where someone else could more easily find it. Notes is a round about and sneaky way to have info that you want to hide from others.

The Carl Lentz drama has been all over Deux Moi.

When I was single, any guy that said he was looking for a unicorn was a hard swipe left. Fuck those guys.

I’m guessing it's to cover up the fact she can't actually sing well. 

i don’t give af whose bed she ends up in, but this breathy singing style she's cursed us with needs to die 

The only thing Elizabeth Woolridge Grant ever did right was insult Moby to his face and have Moby unironically include that insult in his book.

I usually don’t post anything in Dirt Bag but unexpected news brings us something new every hour so here it is: