toosnarky
toosnarky
toosnarky

Your loss, pal, it’s great.

This is the first time I’ve ever seen the Tom Holland video. Not coincidentally, it is also the first time in years I’ve felt truly alive.

There is so much wrong with this comment. 

Or she’s in the middle of filming in a wig and was on a break

She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

Stephen King’s been telling us about Maine being a hotbed of evil for decades. 

I just want the media to stop with the bullshit “Collins may side with Dems, vote No on bill ban Algebra” headlines. If Collins sides with the Dems it’s because she got her hall pass from Mitch and her vote doesn’t make a difference anyway. EVERYONE knows this.

I don’t really have an opinion about whether Reese Witherspoon should run for office when she’s 65, but Trump’s having been famous before he ran for office is pretty low on the list of reasons he was/is bad.  

Hugh Grant knows what goes on with strangers in cars. Don’t act brand new, Hugh.

I have no problem with anyone, including celebrities, who wants to run for office because they want to serve people and make Americans’ lives better. If that’s your motivation, go for it; we need much more of that, especially from people who aren’t straight white old men. My much bigger concern with celebrities

Exactly. Hammer’s social media output from this summer onwards seems to indicate M4BL means something to him, and that being in a Boots Riley film wasn’t just a fluke.

No shit? Didn’t know that about Goldwyn! I do know that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is from an insanely wealthy banking family.

Tony Goldwyn??? Fitz?!!? No??!?

Is the Lin-Manuel Miranda bit complete? What gives you no pleasure to report? Is it the nose ring and various chains or is that a fake photo? I don’t get this.

IDK...his tweets suggest otherwise.

Mine is Vavavoom Indaroom.

I totally expected better from Lily James. Honey, stop it with the married dudes, they are using you.

Armie Hammer’s insta this summer was very progressive/possibly abolitionist? I don’t follow him myself, but I remember from when the blind item came out and folks were speculating, the consensus was that if he and his wife split over politics, she was the Republican.

I’m a cishet woman. My fauxqueen and drag king name will be: JoJo St. Alban.

Though I’m cishet male with no real interest in putting on drag, I have my name picked out for if ever I should have the desire to put on clogs, a blousy peasant top, flattering mom jeans, and a Strand bookstore tote: Carol Gardens.