Samuel Braithwhite (Tony Goldwyn)—son of Titus, father of Christina

They need to make it a permanent feature and turn it into a Eurovision type contest.

I hesitate to criticize other women for what they want on their wedding day but I want to fully endorse your statement that the real issue is with the wedding industrial complex. It’s a genuine mindfuck and it’s made people into monsters—and not just brides. Until the day I die, I’ll never get over how many people…

The real issue is with the wedding industrial complex. I had a $25 wedding at a courthouse over 25 years ago. Let’s all try to get over wanting to be princesses. Marriage is about the entire relationship, not a single day. This whole special day thing is ridiculous. 

Let’s face it. Meghan can do nothing right with these fucking people. These are the whitest people in England and that’s saying something. 

That whole branch of the family (Andrew, Fergie, daughters) have always been fame-hungry and resentful of the attention Charles’s branch of the family gets. It got worse around the time Will & Kate got married because that’s when Charles started talking more freely about cutting down the size of the “working family,”…

I went to a work happy hour, but I drove, which I don’t normally do. I got a Diet Coke instead of a rum and Diet Coke.

Announcing a pregnancy at someone else’s wedding? It depends...

Announcing that you’re pregnant at someone else’s wedding is a shitty thing to do, but my understanding was that they didn’t tell the public before Eugenie’s wedding because they didn’t want the news to overshadow her day. It’s very difficult to go to a wedding celebration and keep your pregnancy a secret because…

Why aren’t you drinking? Have you gained weight?

I really didn't care for the "cool girl" line either. I think its more about the writer than Markle. 

Nothing supports that narrative except trashy tabloids. Harry asked that they both be kept out of the limelight. Meghan didn’t comment much at all. They didn’t overshare on social media—in fact, they were criticized for not sharing more while they were still working royals. They didn’t even accept a title for their…

You’re reading the tabloids in Great Britain I take it.
Compared to the rest of the family, Harry & Meghan are a couple hobos.

Prince Harry served in the Army, pretty sure he's a good packer.

That’s one thing I’ve never been able to understand about the US. Why is pissing outside a *sex* crime? I get there are times and places you do t want people to urinate, but why make it a sex crime? What kind of offence is Jaywalking?* Why not make it the same as that?

Men being impressed by women “knowing how to” (?!?!?!) pee outside says a lot more about men’s views of women than it does about the women who pee outside.

have you ever noticed that the same people who give over-packers shit are inevitably the same ones who forget their toothpaste and need to borrow yours? Or complain about being cold until you offer to lend them a sweater? Or opt out of an activity because they failed to bring the right footwear? Under-packing is not…

Eh, in white-on-white I think it’s fine? Though I would DAILY have to fight the temptation to full-color paint the thing like an early Renaissance demon.

Jennifer Garner seems genuinely delightful and I honestly wish her all the happiness in the world.

Megan Fox and MGK sound like they are annoying AF to be around.