That would be nice, but it’s not going to happen.

Well, with as many people getting shot in Baltimore, I'm so glad no one died. I love my city, but I really wish we could get it together.

This happened to me nearly a year ago when I was commuting to DC for work and his audacity still blows me away. For real, who even does that?

Man on the Train: You’re reading Stephen King? You like horror books? I would’ve thought you’d be more of a John Grisham fan.

I made chicken pot pie and a chocolate cake.

I’ll see your reply-all coworker and raise you my questioning coworker. She’s on a 10 questions an hour kick. We share an office. I’m going need her to autodidact some shit real quick.

It’s an assault on every woman whose breast cancer was caught early because of Planned Parenthood and every woman who has made her own decision about whether and when to have a child.

Despite the fact that I would never get open shelves because dust, kitchen grime, marinara splooshes, I do love the look of it.

That sounds glorious!

My boyfriend got drunk one night and told me that he saw my picture on one of our mutual friend’s Facebook page and hoped we’d get a chance to meet in person. The, one night he heard that I was hanging out with that friend and that we needed a ride, so he offered to come and picked us up. We all got something to eat,…

BOOO old lady! Sometimes people just make you want to slap them upside their heads.

I’ve had one person ask me in a manner that wasn’t insulting. Another former coworker asked me if I was of Caribbean descent and I said no, but asked why. She calmly stated that her cousin is Caribbean and we have similar coloring and features. That was it. I can handle honest to goodness curiosity.

I had a former coworker ask me if I was “a mix”. I proceeded to ask her what kind of mix, Country time lemonade, Kool-Aid, Arnold Palmer? She rolled her eyes and then asked:

Where I currently work, I don’t really plan to stay that long, so making friends isn’t a priority. I go to work to work and then I go home and hang out with my friends.

For reals tho! My b-cup would be in HEAVEN!

Nobody needs that many damn buttons.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Pretty sure I had these in middle school.

NEED DIS!

Oh, I totally get that the words are correct, however, phrasing the KKK as a vigilante group to kids now is not going to get across how horribly, despicable they were. It makes them sound like a group of people who were just “misguided”. Same with “racial etiquette”. Kids reading these books today will have a totally…