The most notorious and widespread of the ​​​​Southern vigilante groups was the Ku Klux Klan (KKK). ​​

Long, long ago, in a distance land of an alternate universe, I was engaged to The Worst. The Worst kept accusing me of cheating on him with a mutual friend because -unbeknownst to me at the time- he had cheated on me a few times. One night, I had finally had enough. I took the ring off and gave it back to him. I told…

#squadgoals

This looks a lot better than my frozen Lean Cuisine pizza....DAMN YOU!

idk, I kinda like it.

I think the Millennial generation is way too fucking inclusive. I was born in 1984 and I don’t have anything in common with the kids that were born in the early 2000’s. I was graduating high school and they were barely holding up their heads.

That last gif tho...

I just realized I said “the yard sales”.

Hopefully it was more entertaining than TD’s orgy scene.

Yea, they look like those antique English/French countryside plates my grandmom and mom used to pick up at the yard sales and thrift stores.

I’m really not one to listen to music at all when having sex. But, if planning something, a little Nina Simone and Rhye go a long way.

Well, hopefully, if my husband ever rapes me, my body will just shut that shit down.

“It looks to me now like sex with an unconscious person is, by definition, rape. I hope this wouldn’t happen, but this opens the door to it: an individual has sex with their wife while she is unconscious — or he, the only other way around, if that’s possible, I don’t know. But a prosecutor could then charge that…

I see your hedgehog measuring cups and raise you mushroom measuring spoons. They were a gift with purchase at Anthropologie.

This book.

I put “the” in front of nearly everything now. It’s my way of paying homage to my mom. Bless her heart.

No. Just don’t.

I really don’t get the Amber Heard thing. I mean, what does she do again?

I don’t know who half of these people are and I haven’t heard of any of these products and I am on Instagram every damn day. I feel like there is a whole other side to Instagram that I know nothing about. I’m not upset about this. I will gladly stay ignorant.

That’s exactly how I feel. I mean, fuck, David O. Russell love Amy Adams. She should’ve played this part.