“Trump has no ties with Russia”

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

We can do this if we all work together! Just keep tweeting #PresidentBannon until he is completely gone. Then let’s move to #PresidentKushner until he disappears. And then #PresidentRyan and so forth and so on. We could take down this entire administration via hashtag, which is fitting since Twitter is where it all…

has volunteered to testify in front of the House Intelligence Panel regarding Russia’s influence in the election.

He was making acid wash jeans.

“What do you mean it’s upside down? It looks fine to me. MAYBE YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT??”

And people forget Watergate didn’t happen overnight, it took a long time for this to come to the surface. I’ve got a feeling the intelligence people he pissed off are slowly revealing their hand. If they dropped it all at once, it would be too much to process and he could probably shrug it off in the confusion. …

Money can buy you lots of autotune, though.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Pete Souza wins again.

The brains behind the war. Do not underestimate the power that has been bestowed to this monstrosity.

I was feeling fired up/ready to go from the march, but THIS shit?

He’s describing Trump’s hands to Merkel in that last photo!

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

I’m a man and I used to live near a shelter for abused women (and their children.) I never knew the exact address but I knew it must be near me somewhere so I called their hotline and told them I’d like to help them out, but rather than just sending a check, I’d like to actually buy them things they need, and save…

Once, I got mad at my husband (like, crying mad) because he gave me a necklace while I was in a serious postpartum hormonal stew fugue state and while he was giving it to me, HE HAD CHEESE IN HIS MOUTH. I couldn’t wait to tell someone what a fucking monster he was and when my girlfriend called 5 minutes later and I…

And this is pure speculation on my part, but I believe the International Brotherhood of Tailors have *at least* blacklisted this cankersore of a human, if not actively sought his death at the hands of mercenaries.

I’ve taken as my professional mantra “What would a white man do?”. I even have my prototypical mediocre white man in mind: his name is Chad Jacobson, and he works at a small investment firm in Atlanta. Chad’s not as smart as he thinks he is, but no one he meets knows that at first, because he’s confident AF about how…