The umbrella sounds great to me. Of course you’d need the driver to make sure that it gets properly dried before the next outing, so that it doesn’t rot in there.

If it doesn’t push anything out the back, how does the car go?

I didn’t laugh until he brought out the toilet paper for wiping the kid’s lips, then I almost died.

Would be nice to have a before and after picture. Looks good though.

Let’s spread this video around so all the beautiful people will realize the error of their ways and start dating us uglies instead, because we’re willing to idolize them more.

When I read ‘fake eyelash emporium,’ I though she had created a Facebook page for a business that didn’t actually exists, then started posting about how she wasn’t allowing Muslims (sarcastically, I could only assume). I read the whole article trying to figure out why and how the police would obtain her address to…

My dad gave me some sort of talk when he found me with a hard on when I was 8. Somehow from that talk I got the idea that after I turned 13, whenever I got an erection I would HAVE to find a girl who would let me put it in her. Or else I would die or something. I was absolutely terrified, especially since in my…

“only a monster would want a monopoly on saving lives.”

Once you get down to the weight you think you’ll stay at, buy the Lululemon stuff. It will easily last longer than 10 pairs of anything you can buy at Old Navy, and won’t shape deform. I’ve regretted almost every purchase I’ve ever made at Old Navy, cheap or not. My Lululemon stuff has lasted me for years and still…

I want to go try that rampage on top of the city bus thing.

The one on the right is from when you’ve had two dicks at the same time.

I once put an old chair in my car, not knowing that it had an egg sac stuck to it somewhere. Came back the next day to find tiny webs in every corner of the car. They were actually kinda cute, though.

I feel better about myself after seeing this. Seems like that attraction is just human nature.

That video is pretty convincing.

Or nasal polyps

I’d like to put in a caveat for those using it in a very hot climate. The suction cup is weak to heat damage if put on the windshield in direct sunlight. I used it in Tucson AZ, and the suction cups kept failing. Other than that problem I loved it.

Wasn’t it the dream to have the robots do everything for us?

“Behind us, without fanfare, our ladies had shed their dirty uniforms. Now we were four women naked in a room, going about our business. Then, it was over”

For a while there it was open at 2am PST every night. It’s closed down now with the expansion though.

Neutral appearance dick examiners are my fetish!