Remember when you used to take a ticket and then bring it up front and they would go into the locked cage area and retrieve the game? Those were the Toys’R’Us golden days for me. Always fantasized of getting into that magical room where all the games were.

I got fired from Barnes & Noble for using a gift card that had like 2 dollars left on it after a customer left it for me. I was told anything given in the store belongs to the store.

Ros could have cared less about the damn cucumber. It was organic, and I forgot to eat it that night, and now I just have a moldy useless cucumber.

Geez, I remember 1992 and that still looks insane to me. It is crazy how quickly we get used to seeing something new. Also is that a crib in the background?

Assuming they have access to CD players and source of power...

You must be new to this planet. People are the worst.

I feel like we project personalities onto people if we like their work. “I like this song, so they must have the same views as me”.

I was your 72nd star! For some reason that made me really happy.

I always assume rich people would have much nicer living spaces than me, but it looks like she could use a tidy up!

I still see hordes of people every day on the subway playing Candy Crush, so maybe it won’t be a stupid investment? I thought people would have given up ages ago.

You give WWE way too much credit. They probably haven’t considered any of the questions you asked. They just want the title on Reigns, especially if the news that he was going to pick up the title over the next two PPVs are true

I hope “you are so far out to lunch” makes a comeback as an insult.

Burgeoning career? She was already freaking Ri-Ri by then. Maybe if the elevator thing happened in like 2007....

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This isn’t a year old myth, it is many many years old!

This person was clearly in on the joke.

That would be the one.

They were both doing it.

Guy Aoki had quite the row with Sarah Silverman like a decade and a half ago if I remember correctly.