Only for a few years probably.

The best part is his lovely clear nail polish.

Argh, trying to install the disc as fast as possible, as I have just have had it sitting on my shelf for the past few weeks, waiting for it to be fixes while I play backlog of games.

I don't think a big house would make me much happier. I think I would feel weird living in a house that large unless I had a huge family or something. I am fine with my 900 sq ft. Now, having someone to clean it constantly for me, that would be amazing and make my life infinitely more awesome.

Pretty awesome article so far (I haven't finished yet), but I kind of totally relate to this;

Ooooh, so that's why they asked you if you got the pack last year.

One woman was trying to insert her THIRD. She actually said "well, my mom always said I was forgetful."

And the card with your name and death date on it!

Yup. I originally found the whisper videos a couple years ago to make fun of them and be all "what the fuck is wrong with people". Then I realized I was sitting there for ages and feeling so relaxed. As much as I hate to admit it, it actually works for me it seems.

I work at a doctor's office, and I can't tell you the number of times women come in cause something seems off, and then there's a whole treasure trove of tampons up in there.

Are they a couple, or twins? They look so similar to me.

I want to know how people have so many friends. I'm not even close to my family!

You mean you don't watch your movies 2 minutes at a time over the course of a week or so?

Reading this now, those quotes are pretty damn hilarious.

I think that bit about freedom of speech can be applied to wayyyyy too many people. No one seems to understand what it actually means anymore.

I always loved the word groak. Heard it a few years ago on an NPR broadcast. Along with my other favorite word; "petrichor" - "a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather."

You don't have to be affiliated with something to have talent and access to equipment. Why wouldn't fans be able to make something that resembles a TV pilot if they have those two things?

I never really use twitter, but one of the few times I did was when she was tweeting George Zimmerman's parent's address. I merely said that it was dangerous to promote vigilante justice. She responded by calling me a "lying bitch".