It is most definitely "gif" with a J sound. I have this fight constantly with a man at work. And his name is Geoff. It infuriates me.

"Bitch, black people always think I'm Ashton Kutcher." is going to be my new go to.

Ahhhh, thank you :)

I'm pleasantly pleased by this.

Between this, and the entire subways with youtube ads featuring people i've never heard of before, I feel like I might as well be 74 years old. I feel like I only half-assed paid attention to the internet for a few years, and now I have no idea how the world works.

Holy crap this game has changed a lot from when I played it. In older games you could force them to stop doing things, no?

For some reason I kept waiting for them to start singing.

I love them and wish them the best but "a suit from his closet". Really? Like it wouldn't already be a top of the line super expensive nice suit. It isn't like he has some off the rack thing from JCPenny hanging in there.

omigod i wan't to be an elephant.

Something about David Muir just irks me.

Haha I would totally understand if your cat didn't want you in her cornea :P

Welp the comments on TMZ are awful awful awful.

I just can't believe Kirk Cameron is a thing that exists.

Yeah I hate when I have to do things to my cat that I know aren't comfortable for her. I always wonder if they can tell we don't mean to cause them any distress or pain, and that we are just trying to help them. I feel the same way whenever I see wildlife rescue shows. Like a dolphin that has been captured and…

I don't even understand why you get a dog then if you don't want to take care of it or treat it like you should treat any living thing. Because he needs to exert his power over something? Poor dog. I hope she gets the love she deserves.

Next news will be: GOG purchased by Amazon.

That's pretty awesome, but I would still totally pay for classic battle mode. Just give me Battle Course 2, and Block Fort.

my favorite bit from her wikipedia page:

I'm sad I missed it.

I don't watch many music videos to begin with, but the second I see the Beats pill thing in a video, I shut it off. I've had to shut off a lot of videos lately.