toooldtocomment
TooOld
toooldtocomment

Everyone always claims to be 9 inches, but I suspect sneaky measuring techniques.

That's why the best gift is cold hard cash.

She just looks trashy. I'm glad I got to go through my awkward "liberation" period not in the public eye. But hey, she definitely wasn't auto-tuning it.

you're not familiar with gawker sites, are you?

Bill de Blasio for mayor! Christine Quinn = Bloomberg Lite.

We all know they were just hanging out plotting their revenge against Leah Remini.

also, you have the best username ever.

That was lame. You should have to play the entire game.

I really don't understand people.

Not in a military prison they don't.

Okay, I think everyone should have the Brigitte Bardot

totally right. my bad!

It is sad that people react this way, but I am glad that they do. It makes it so much easier to know who to avoid.

Chances are they won't give him hormone therapy to begin with.

I'll get to work! Do you have a colour preference?

hahaha. that wasn't my intention at all!

i wasn't like...bitching you out. i thought it was a pretty light hearted convo. was just trying to figure out why his penis was so disappointing. but now you are starting to sound a lot like the guys that objectify women. just saying.

maybe a way to show your disapproval of the expectations on women, isn't to put the same expectations on others. but that is just me.