Have you thought of donating your hair to locks of love? It looks pretty long!

Her eyebrows look funny. Or am I being weird?

A daisy is an invasive weed that is hard to eradicate. Ain't nothing weak about that!

Will you be my ridiculous friend?

0. womp womp.

He looks like he has elf ears. I enjoy it.

I love this woman.

Well in all fairness I would probably be pretty half-assed about it as well if it took six freaking days for my stuff to dry!

Well that means your sheets are only getting 1 night of use a week! You could probably go like 2 months :P

Having never seen this show, do they try to figure out what causes this, or offer help? Or are they just documenting it so we can all be judgey and think "thank god I'm not them"?

I thought the churro maker was the man always on the L subway platform at Union Square.

Ewwww. You should wash your sheets regularly anyway. Less chance of a dust mite infestation and it is much better for your skin.

Helpful information, thank you!

Welp, I'm fucked (so to speak).

Sigh, I wish I were responsible enough to take care of myself, so I too could have a baby.

Not sure about not living together, but I insisted on separate bedrooms, and it was a godsend. Sometimes you just want to have your own space, surrounded by your own things. We would fall asleep together, but it was nice to have my own area to go when I wanted. Plus he had to wake up for work way earlier than…

Yeah me too. It just doesn't look like it belongs.

Kerry Washington's outfit gets weirder the longer you look at it. My first thought was "Damn, that's hot" Now I just see a weird diaper.

Pffft who is to say children shouldn't operate toys with their genitalia!?

Are we sure this isn't RuPaul's next single?