@badasscat: I think its the idea of him leaving many iPhone 4 owners left in dust while he retreats to his huge house with his millions of dollars and an iPhone 4 that works. And he could resign now, he's practically loaded for life.

I think Jobs resigning would be hilarious.

iPhone 5 would be cool, but I doubt that'll happen. So I picked the last, most obvious answer.

@excaliburps: I'm 13 and I don't write like that. In fact, grammatical errors anger me, and people who "typ liek diz" anger me even more.

@Michael Dukakis: They plant these ideas into people's heads, making them believe that they can crop their image in a game that's sprouted worldwide as a large phenomenon.

@MissMarlo: It still suprises me how a woman looks like that at 52. My mom looks like 20 years older than her at 44.

So Activision threatened to send their hounds on him?

I absolutely can't wait for this game. And unlike other titles, I'd actually buy a special edition. More money put towards this game = more chances of another Okami.

@SatansBestBuddy: Meh, they could've been a lot different from each other. That would've been nice.

Monkey Target type mode? That's practically an automatic purchase.

I can't wait for this game. It's like they're slapping the fans in the face!

@lowhailfire: Oh shiznit.

Am I the only one who sees similarities?

@Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: Correction: four years ago. And it was a DS lite my sister found in Spanish class, so I don't know if it has a warranty on it.

@Bawb - The One, The Only, The Builder: When I have children, I plan on them going through all consoles in order ever since the video game crash of 1983. They'll have to play those before it as an adult.

@geolemon: Ah, I gotcha. It's more of an internal problem. Apple should just really admit that they did something wrong.

Nothing is scarier than Lavender Town....

I always knew something wrong was going to happen. From the moment he announced that the thing was the antennae, I envisioned people holding their hand over it, and was thereby confused at why people would actually want this.

@MichaelPalin: More like the first 5 or six games will be on a Nintendo console, and then it'll move on to Playstation, with the aforementioned brother series for Nintendo consoles.

Isn't this the person who thought Final Fantasy would be his last game?