Bears like eating plants.

Spanfeller foes indeed blow goats. 

Agreed wholeheartedly. 

Half the yinzers in the city would cream their Jordaches if Bill Cowher 2.0 got hired. 

Yeah well, Colin Moran and Joe Musgrove are...

My garage beer fridge is stocked with plenty of Iron City. And a bottle of Imperial too for a good Imp’n ‘ahrn.

My stomach produces an insane amount of acid and before medication I would throw up nothing but stomach acid and it was the fucking worst.

All I can think of while reading this is that the polar opposite of this is Ben “HURF DURF BEN LOVE FOOTBAW” Roethlisberger and how he’ll probably not survive more than 20 years after retiring. 

Throw Spanfeller in it. 

I feel like I need down a handful of Prozac every time I get to the letters section. Jesus Christ. 

So he’ll be the second famous Jew in an attic. 

They’re telling locals it’s just a glue factory. 

Holy shit. 

“What did you do, trip, fall, and land on his dick?”

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Hi, public defender checking in here. This kind of thing happens tens of thousands of times across the country. Typically this involved charges being dropped in exchange for a mental health evaluation, participation in a batterer’s intervention program, and counseling. In my admittedly biased opinion, I think the DA’s…

I realize I’m comparing apples to dildos here, but when I was in law school, I did several mock interviews with large national lawfirms. I knew I had a snowball’s chance in hell of getting one of those jobs, but I did learn valuable skills that I took into interviews for jobs I actually was qualified for.