While I love the idea, here's how it would play out:

Why doesn't Gizmodo do some sort of a "ranking" or something for each company that it reports on related to this issue? You guys have familiarity with the companies and reporting on them- you could break it down for us readers to digest. For example: "While we love the Xcompany 'tango' phone, we want to remind…

And it's Gervais's writing (and perhaps more significantly, I'm beginning to suspect, Stephen Merchant's) that positions us, the audience, in her corner.

I am totally with you on this. Ricky is almost like 2 characters - pre-fame Andy Millman and post-fame Andy Millman. I like his writing but he, himself, is often the opposite and totally insufferable. I don't know which is more truthful - fake laughing at Karl Pilkington Ricky or the person who writes those…

It is not fake! I have done science to the maths and 10,000 bars is far more than she would need. Proof! No one can deny this.

However, he does make a good point... where is the Carmen Sandiego series? With our interconnectivity you could easily make it so it updated with current events. I'd love to play that series again.

Does this guide involve reading? I would much rather watch a 7 second video about it but never actually watch it because I'm looking at even shorter videos about cats.

... sooooo... where exactly is this pack with kidpix and spider solitaire? someone link me?

Dude, think some little indie shop is going to out have the resources to out a game were the end screen is a different shade of blue? As if! That's gotta be an EA game. I gotta go. I'm gonna play it through until I've unlocked all the shades.

True, you could jerry-rig a no-name phone to do some of what this does (though you'd have to do a LOT of fiddling to get head-tracking 3D display). But the same could be said of any new car, computer, microwave, toilet, etc., whatever, ad infinitum. The truth that keeps the market alive is that most buyers don't want…

FireOS.

I have to say that the voice recognition on phones these days is sometimes surprisingly good. I get better results on android than i do IOS but both shock me with accurate text more often than not. That's usually good enough when I can't type. An app with the a list of customisable texts would be more useful…

What's the smartwatch version of a phablet? A tabwatch?

See, the fault in their shaft-to-shaft logic is that they assume that all gratification comes from the fraction of the circumference that is in contact with a taught hand around both shafts. They fail to realize that the additional contact between shafts may actually produce additional gratification, therefore causing…

But the entire joke is predicated on jerking the audience.

Why is it that TextEdit takes about 5-10 seconds to open? I read that iCloud had something to do and ended up disabling the save to iCloud but still takes a few seconds to load, is not like Im gonna die waiting but is there someway to improve this?