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nottadunk

So a bounce pass is a dunk. Nottadunk.

Yeah but I’m with that guy. Nottadunk.

No, this is not the equivalent of a man wearing a nice suit.

Just drop the hammer and flip that fucker off. Cops love that. (Cuz then they can kill you.)

Ehhhh... no. That Justin Bieber music video that had auditions for girls who could twerk the best is in no way meta- regarding the male gaze.

The dancing in this video is way better than anything else about this piece of garbage song.

Gat-damn do I get tired of the Brooklyn shoutouts. In general. It’s an ok spot, like just about everywhere else. More annoying than good. Like just about everywhere else.

Nah. When Plush came out, there were plenty of people who took STP to task, particularly Weiland, for mimicking Vedder both in tone and head shake.

Hey now. Us mediocre white men ain’t all rapist asshole dickfuck woman haters. But yeah.

That’s some badass shit. Along the lines of:

3/10

I hate it when guys who worked hard to build up their own talents and brands seek to capitalize on them beyond their playing years. They should only do what I want them to do.

Wait a second. So this porn guy isn’t necessarily the adorable, fuck-you-dirty neighbor we thought he was? Shocker. Also, he’s never around during “that time of the month.” Know how I know? Cuz he don’t like periods. BOOM.