Stories involving “poop” and farting usually gross me out.  This is the first one to have earned a star from me (and doubtless will be the last as well).

Absolutely not.

I know what TheDudeAbides means, tho. First the Wolves were a mystery, then they slowly came into focus, becoming more and more scary; then there were strong implications that Enid had had contact with them—and then they were all exterminated in like one episode. It was a promising plotline that just got amputated…

I hate him but he’s still not as bad as Lori was.

This is how I watched Season 1.

I dunno about that--what color children?

I AM A LOVECRAFT PEDANT, THANK YOU.

Malek’s twin brother (a teacher) is somehow way way hotter than his movie-star sibling. Look up a photo and tell me I’m wrong.

I have admired Malek very much since I first saw him. I will watch anything he does because he is SO talented.

“Why not make your food taste delicious the first time without a bit of ‘enhancement’?”

I would be more worried about this very thing if Trump’s Team had ever shown any aptitude for organizing and/or coming up with a cohesive plan.

“You people”?

All I really want is for someone to tie Tucker to a chair and threaten him with a bolt cutter until he explains, in explicit detail, just exactly what the fuck he means by “this country’s natural landscape.”

My best guess: Milo Y is so terrible at giving head that the Mercers want their $ back.

This may or may not have been Atwood’s intention, but I got a strong sense that the “National Homelands” were a lie, and that POC were just being exterminated. It would fit. Atwood has said many times that there is nothing in her novel that has not been done IRL at some point in our history.

I have read a lot of Atwood and liked some of it. I can recommend The Blind Assassin and Alias Grace. Oryx and Crake and its sequel depressed the hell out of me.

Does this smell funny to you?

“We all did absolutely horrible things as kids...” 

That sky in the background makes it all seem like a Terry Gilliam animation.

Just the trailers for that thing made me pity Guy Pearce.  I think that was supposed to be his Big Hollywood Blockbuster.  He deserves a far better career than the one he’s had.