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I enjoyed it very much, up until that last season, which was so bed-shittingly horrible that I don’t care if they never make another episode.

As someone who understands the rules to neither game, cricket is certainly much more interesting to watch.

A whole lot of white Americans dropped the pretense after Obama was elected.

Sorry, never gonna happen. Who gets the assignment to “take all the guns”? What government agency? How do they carry out this assignment? What if they meet resistance?

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On the off chance that you are not joking, here:

When you say “you people,” what exactly do you mean?

Yeah. Every line he speaks sounds like he’s auditioning for a high school play.

“a number of Star Wars’ original plot beats...the desert planet, the plucky rebellion against an omnipresent empire, the boy messiah...share surface similarities to Herbert’s landmark novel. ‘Most of the main ideas of Star Wars are coming from Dune...’”

In the trailer Blair and Cage deliver a couple lines about ten seconds before the end that sold me on this movie (nope, not spoiling it; you’re on the Internet; look it the fuck up).

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Looking at earlier comments debating the meaning of “one-hit-wonder,” I’m’a include Crowded House as one-hit wonders in the US, and share this, which is so gorgeous it often leaves me in tears.

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Since so many of you are so depressingly young, this band’s one hit was “Walk Away Renee” in 1967.

“Smart: Trump :: Genius : _________”

He doesn’t know how to spell intelligence.

While S3 was still Good Television and worth watching, I have to admit that it does not measure up to the first two seasons (S2 was such a glorious thing).

You’re the racist, for noticing my racism!”

You claim to be a teacher, yet you have no conception of metaphor?

THIS GOD DAMN IT

I didn’t think she was unsympathetic or a “bad” parent, but she made the wrong choices. I was so enraged by her sneaking Plan B into her daughter’s body (you don’t feed people anything without their knowledge/consent! You don’t!) that when [spoiler, climactic scene] I was practically yelling encouragement.

I need to know the full story behind “PENIS CAUGHT IN FOOSBALL TABLE.” Illustrations may be necessary.

Yes to this. I see this “but nothing’s happening!” attitude in comments everywhere I go. Do grown people really think that matters of this magnitude are resolved instantly?