CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU’RE BLACK NOW OK?

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You are in the black, hon.

There are few useful generalizations in this life; but one is this: Anyone who uses the word “classy” in any fashion other than ironically is trash. You can count on it.

You’re a good writer, dude, but your wife must be a saint. Trading Austin for Chicago? Brrrrr.

Like a metastasizing tumor.

Like a metastasizing tumor.

Listen up:
If that header photo is just a stock photo of dumbass face-paintin' white-people-dreadlocks hippie scum, and NOT a photo of known believers in Flat Earth, then you people owe an apology to all the dumbass face-paintin' white-people-dreadlocks hippie scum. RIGHT NOW.

Totino's frozen pizza should be in its own food group. Not the best pizza, but oh my God when you crave one nothing else will do.

I make creamed potatoes. I mix in margarine (not butter, though I prefer butter with everything else) and half & half or whole milk until it it is very creamy indeed.
Then I heat up a small can of Le Seuer Peas and drain them.
Then I mix the peas into the extremely creamy creamed potatoes.
Then I get liberal with salt…

Someone set us up the meme!

Too goddamn right it's "doughnut."

Don't tell me that flabby piece of shit has the ability to maintain an erection. I don't believe it. I fear the best we can hope for is a massive stroke/MI.

Jesus fucking Christ, I've been saying it since he attached a pair of grieving Gold Star parents who had the bad taste to be non-white immigrants.
…Wait…Did that come before or after his "bleeding out of her whatever" remark? Then. Since then.

So let 'em.

Despite not being sentient, my labia are highly insulted by this.

It is literally nothing. It came from the mouth of Donald Trump and it's meaningless.*


*As is "alt-right." "Alt" is supposed to be short for "alternative" and, again, it is a meaningless marketing nonsense-word.

What do you mean, "some"? Fallon's so late on the bandwagon he's about to fall right off the back of it.

Wontons are good.
Tacos are good.
"Chicken Wonton Tacos" sounds like something they would feed you in Hell.
And ENOUGH with the Sriracha FFS.

I get that you're quoting someone there and those aren't your words, but anyone who decides "racism isn't a deal-breaker" is, in fact, racist. This is true in whom you vote for, whom you date, whom you associate with. If you don't speak up against this shit you are, at the very least, a collaborator, and I have no…