An excellent household/dungeon tip for when you're out of lemon juice!

Wear sandals.

Hot dogs:
All beef, sweet-hot mustard, a tiny line of onions chopped super-fine, very occasionally a tiny amount of sweet relish, and Hunt's. Mother. Fucking. Ketchup.

Hunt's is the best ketchup. Fight me, cold dead fingers, etc.

Foreigners seem to have a vague notion that swallowing cold things is bad for your health somehow. You practically have to threaten your server to get any ice.

The Whataburger chain offers regular ketchup and "spicy" ketchup, which, from the taste, is ketchup with a shot of jalapeno juice added to it. It's actually not bad.

I've tasted both.
I don't know if it's true that ketchup doesn't contain enough tomato to use the word in its name; but I do know that Aussie tomato sauce is some fucking nasty bland-ass tomato juice crap, and you are fortunate to have another choice on your grocery shelf..

Wrong. Fish sauce is the worst, followed by Heinz 57 steak sauce.

I will eat my hot dogs with ketchup IN FRONT OF YOU and I will chew with my mouth open.

Douching is unnecessary and often downright bad for genital health, so "douche," "douchenozzle," "douche canoe," etc. all pass muster as insults.

Goddamn right Hunt's is better.

See also: British/Australian "tomato sauce"

I know of no reason you can't refrigerate maple syrup.
It pours a little thicker when it's cold, but not much thicker, and if that bothers you, you can just warm it up a bit before using.

The spouse bought an air-fryer for reasons I have yet to fathom. The only thing we have successfully cooked in it is Tater Tots.
It was worth the $100 he spent on it just for the fucking Tater Tots. They come out so perfect I am nearly tearing up just thinking about them.
…I think I know what's for dinner tonight.
Summa…

I'm sure the numbers are based on ketchup purchases. I've never seen a researcher taking notes while watching people eat fries.
P.S. Hunt's ketchup or fuck you.

Well, being snobby about fried potatoes is irritating, and mooing about "exotic" ketchups is nearly as irritating, so I think I'll allow it.

I've never heard of any of this shit in my life.

Anybody dumb enough to need to be told that these stickers don't work? Is never going to believe that they don't work.

King has lived nearly his entire life in Maine. I'm not saying African-Americans don't live in Maine; but I expect they are something of a rarity.
And at least SK has publicly admitted (repeatedly) that he sucks at writing black characters.

The backstory tales of the town were the creepiest, and best, parts of the novel.