Where can I donate money to this cause?

Brad Dourif. C'mon.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

Ha—try being from the South.

Now if [Korl] could just get a damn haircut, everything would be great.
Too bad his dad killed the town's only hairdresser a couple weeks ago.

So far no one has uttered MY favorite Hedberg quote: "Smokey the Bear is really intense in person."

CAN'T LOSE THE LION, IT'S GREET!

"CURRRR-DIS!!"

You forgot "sexualized abortion-by-gun of morbidly obese woman." (D'you think Marjorie Martindale could be persuaded to gain a few pounds?)

In Australia they are called "Yippees," which is typically, weirdly Australian.

Jesus Christ, have you never seen Wicker Man?* This plot is copied stroke for stroke with that (classic) film, except that the damsel in distress is a child.

I think the racist panic that has ensued kinda contradicts what you're saying maybe a little bit. There are people who are straight-up foaming at the mouth over it. Some of them are on my FB feed.
And sure, they could be doing more. But that's true of all of us.

The only way I see this couple (hence the show) surviving is if they drop out of sight, abandoning their children, their cover identities, all those beautiful shoes—the whole shootin' match—and resurface with new identities in a new city.
However, if the show takes that direction, they'll have to lose the DC area and…

Poor Martha.

Uh…don't get too attached.

Stephen King’s 2011 novel 11/22/63 is one of his very best
Damn, didn't even make it to the first punctuation mark and already you've lost me.

Well, at least it went out with a decent ending to the story.

"… a grab-bag of ideas in various stages of formation, full of dead ends
and seemingly pointless sequences, peppered with out-of-nowhere
narration…"
So I've read this whole review, and it's all stuff like this.
I had to scroll back up to make sure I'd read the grade correctly: B-minus.
You think this way about the Coen…

"he taught me how to write characters,” Boone insists
Sweet Suffering Christ, that is the last skill you want to go to Stephen King to learn.

I love this movie like a family member. When Tracy gets to the "sponge" portion of his argument I still get chills.