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Too Much Cowbell
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It is insane and heartbreaking and you will never be able to think of Oliver Twist without wincing.

"…just about the only significant part of the novel Hannibal that
was not adapted in either the TV show or the 2001 film was the
controversial ending, in which Clarice Starling breastfeeds Lecter…"

Tate is Number One. Those golden locks. Those wounded looks.

The other half are cops.

If you haven't read Hugh Howey's Wool series, I recommend you get on that right now. You will love it.

This is news? To anyone? I read the same allegations on…I think it was Gawker, at least three years ago if not longer.
Of course, if this doc offers actual proof, then it's newsworthy.

Miguel Ferrer's character in Twin Peaks is one of the immortal greats.

Oh God I tried to watch that thing. I got ten minutes into the second ep and realized I was fooling myself. What a disgusting mess. Poor Duchovny.

Kirstie Alley is in it too. It's a fucking hysterical movie.

"Angelsea."

Dollhouse. I watched it and loved it and grieved that it was on FOX network instead of HBO or Showtime or some other venue where it could have genuinely explored the extremely disturbing questions it was trying to raise.
Even these few years later, post-Breaking Bad and TWD, I think it might have survived on cable;

I would like to apply for a position in your family.

I think the actor himself is doing quite a good job.
The problem is that, just like little King Joffrey in GoT, he is doing such a good job with such a shit character that you just want to set him on fire and put it out with urine.

If my memory of the books is correct, the stupid boy outlives everybody else.

Midgets and dwarfs?

Happily, that is horseshit; but maybe the old lady believed it was true. People believe a lot of horseshit.

I finished the book just last week. I hated it. I am completely dumbfounded as to why anyone would like that boring shit, much less why it is actually popular.
Not trolling, honest to God. I am curious and I expect there to be book fans here. So: What the hell do you like about the book?

This review did not read like a "B-minus" review. More like a C-minus.
The more reviews I read, the less inclined I am to go out to see this thing.

Where is "Good Night" on this list?
Where is "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"?
I could go on but fuck you.

Me, me.
Sadly, when I went looking for this speech on The Internets, I found to my great dismay that it has been co-opted by white supremacists (I guess because it is "Nordic"?) but I still don't know if it's historically authentic or was invented for the movie. Either way, I have never been able to forget it.