Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to Three.

I appreciate the ‘NSFW’ warning, but “the last few meters” is a pretty serious underplay in preparing a viewer for a full sixty seconds of openly bouncing dong.

I am 100% here for the anti-#sticktosports analysis Deadspin et al are bringing, but WHEN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD will you hire a minimum-wage English-major to take a 30-second pass at your ledes? Does the financial or ethical compromise of even the most basic editorial pass really outweigh the 45 seconds it…

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