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This is all so true, and if he ever did get fired, he could take Stu and the entire shipping container, start somewhere else, and be just as popular as now because his show transcends ESPN. They don’t need ESPN as much as ESPN needs them.

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

JenStephen A. Crockett Jr.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

That’s what’s truly terrible in this case? Get the entire fuck outta here.

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

Soccer works super hard to mess up in every way possible.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

If Oceania can figure out an actual qualifying system, you’d think UEFA could. But nah.

“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

France really got fucked over by the draw. They got the hardest draw of all the top teams.

I hereby announce that the French Women’s National Football Team is invited to the White House to celebrate their success in the 2019 World Cup tournament’ 

But Goodell wants to expand the league to Europe. He has aspirations to be an intercontinental disgrace.

This is clearly Manny Machado’s fault. 

Wow, look at those thugs.