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Track: Silent Night | Artist: Boyz II Men | Album: Christmas Interpretations

You guys mean Fedex. UPS and USPS are unreliable and ambiguous at best. Fedex will sell your shit at auctions (they “accidentally” sent 120k worth of LTE server equipment from my company to their storage facility in Memphis, then forgot about it until the buyer called us and asked us about supporting it).

My princess is definitely in a different castle.

Bravo to everyone who placed, and a very well deserved win for Hundredgunner! See you all next contest!

Mario will never truly get over the chain chomps pain.

I just lost an hour to staring at that gif. When I finally came to, I thought it was 1998. Thank god it's not, because I fucking hate Smash Mouth.

Name of this level/track is Overlook Hotel. Here’s Mario!

Mario Trail...

Hi! My name is Michael Fahey and I’ll be your weekend editor for the foreseeable future. Thanks to all the fine folks who filled in for me during my month-long sabbatical, but I’ll be taking all of this back now.