Well, I am a fan of the band Tool, and the organization of their avid followers is called Tool Army, so this name seemed to be a good fit for me. The unfortunate thing was that before Xbox Live had the chat option, if I played multiplayer online with friends there was always a teammate or opposing player who would…

This is true, but at that time, anything with Rockstar's logo on it had my money. I definitely learned from my mistake and looked into any games with that logo on them after that.

"State of Emergency" I craved more that Rockstar had to offer post GTA3. The game sounded exciting and fun. It was fetch quest after fetch quest, and not in the Dead Rising sort of good way. It was bland and uninteresting after the first couple of quests.

But can it run Crysis?

Vote for Pedro!

The real reason that Ethan lost sight of Jason in the mall...

Also, many people seem to want to point out the fact that characters in JRPGs have either unnatural, over animated, or downright strange movement during cut scenes and interactions, but I will take that any day over an over abundance of characters that stand in the same static pose an gaze at me through soulless eyes.

Yeah. Like a good book, JRPGs give us great characters and moments that we get to experience alongside them. I can't tell you how many times I have recalled with fondness particular plot points in a plethora of these games. I remember these moments because the characters made them real for me.

I recall and article that discussed how I forgettable most of the characters are in an Elder Scrolls game, and it made me realize one of the main reasons that I love JRPGs. I love Skyrim as well, but for different reasons. Skyrim is beautiful and engaging, but it feels like a solitary, lone wolf kind of adventure. …

Okay, I promise this is the last time that I submit it. I wasn't happy with the "start button" text or the effects on the tank in the last one.

Fixed the placement of the title.

Presenting the REAL PAX East Game of the Show: Kotaku Kart.

Realized that I didn't like the shadowing on Batman. Fixed it in this one.

Well, apparently Batman will tell you what he wants... what he really, really wants.

My batmobile has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...

Here is mine. I replaced Marty & Doc's pocket watches with iPhones.

But will it have day one DLC???

Awesome! Simply awesome!

Oh man, you should totally make the mineable elements Madden related. That would totally and completely sell this already awesome shop!

Revised it just a bit so that Step 5 looked a little cleaner.