Imma let this one pass. If everything is an outrage, then nothing gets to be one

Yesss that IS the holy trinity right there. See that sounds like my type of bachelor party! My friends (in fact this very same group of idiot-friends haha) came up with a Mario Kart 64 game called “Don’t Drink and Drive”. All four players would have a can of beer, and before you finished the race you also had to…

I have no love for any of these “commercially exploitative” holidays, but as far as candy goes:

Never met a Jesse Palmer stan before, this is weird.

I will never get tired of seeing Khalil Mack highlights. I can’t even imagine being a Raiders fan now. I can’t imagine being a Raiders fan ever. I also can’t imagine a new color. Or my parents working out their issues. Or all the people John Lennon told me to imagine.

Ah yes, brings back memories of my Grampa Al, rest his soul. On prom night, right before I was supposed to pick up my date, I stopped by Grampa and Gramma’s house. Grampa was out in the garden, so I went out to see him, careful where I stepped because I was in my tuxedo. He was in his blue flannel shirt and dirty…

I, for one, am eager to see Harvard’s Own Conor McGregor wax and wane the rest of this year. He’s like Bortles, if Bortles was good at football half the time instead of just fair.

“Supposed to.”

I involuntarily said “wow” out loud when I finished reading this. If anyone is wondering what game reviews might look like at a time when people are concerned not just with their graphics and gameplay, but also with their artistic significance and their human cost, they would do well to pay attention to this. Well…

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Nah, just ageist.

There is no doubt that Wilson is the biggest living herb, but watching him rip 30-yard darts on the run is sexy as hell.

Libby, you do a great job, but please understand we are in a *very* unique moment where purity politics need to go sit in a fucking corner. President Obama knows this better than anyone, given he was obstructed, in part, due to people not voting because “uninspired”.

Chill, child.

If only there were an above-replacement-level QB available and willing to play for any team that would have him.

Punk? Maybe.

It never occurred to me to even consider MC5 as anything other than punk...

kick out the jams, mother fucker

My husband and I still argue over whether MC5 was punk or metal, and nobody here will know what that means.