You mean like this?

I think it’s his worst movie, but I can’t really point to any particular reason why. It’s just the only one that I don’t have any particular interest in revisiting. That said, if you like Wes Anderson, it’s probably worth seeking out.

Total bullshit. There’s no way you can convince me that you know what the word “asymptotically” means.

Everyone knows that his real name is Drew Thompson and he’s been posing as the Harlan County Sheriff this whole time. 

Appalachia remains another socially acceptable stereotype. 

OMG.

So I took your advice and went to Youtube to listen to “Shot of Love,” and instead came across the 1985 rehearsal when the Heartbreakers were Dylan’s backing band, and hot damn it’s so, so, so, so, so much better than the original. RIP Tom Petty, you goddamn rock star.

Did Barry Bonds ever have a 1.75 ERA in a season?  No?  Then GTFO of here. 

Your assessment of West Virginia is dead wrong. Much better than an oven mitt, our state shape provides license to flip off anyone who asks where you’re from, and that’s never not satisfying:

For me, it’s Hard Promises, then Damn the Torpedoes, then Full Moon Fever, then Wildflowers, and then five or six good-to-great albums after that.

A girl from Glasgow first turned me onto Frightened Rabbit in 2007 when I was living in the UK — right before they released an album called The Midnight Organ Fight. Nearly every major chapter of my life has been soundtracked by them since. For a kid that has always struggled with his faith and with his relationships,…

I haven’t listened to the album, but this argument has made me curious enough to pull it up on Spotify. You are also entirely correct about their early albums, so you’ve got a good track record as far as I’m concerned (don’t forget that they were one of the crackerjack live bands around that time, too; I saw them in…

Yeah. They’re a great live band. I’ve always thought I should like their albums more than I end up doing, but they just can’t capture it on record.

Also, for top five songs by a solo acts, the clear choice is Tom Petty. His top 5 will beat anybody’s, including Prince (who is definitely in the top 3 here though). But you know who absolutely, 100% demolishes Amy Winehouse? The real queen of soul: Aretha Franklin. Just try to put anything Amy Winehouse did against…

The difference is that the Stones very much gave credit to those musicians, and Led Zeppelin very much did not. Also, the Stones created southern rock out of that music, while Led Zeppelin just made really loud blues (which still ruled, in case that’s a question).

Every Pitt fan I have ever met has made some sort of “cousin fucking” joke within 5 minutes of learning I went to WVU, so they deserve all of that karma and more.

As a WVU fan, I feel compelled to note that Pitt’s demise is in large part a result of their habitual consumption of feces.

Don’t let their name fool you. Canadian Geese are ASSHOLES.

I’m with you. It’s one of my favorite albums of all time. I would say that Historical Conquests has grown to nearly that stature, and although I was really disappointed by So Runs the World Away when it was first released, it has really grown on me, too. “The Curse” and “Another New World” are two of the best songs…

Hard to argue with this.