Maybe American assholes. There are plenty to pick from overseas.

What’s your problem with Mattis?

Trust Mad Dog.

Batons and rubber bullets too.

If you want moar burning and throwing you also want more teargas, pepper spray, and riot police. You don’t get 1 without the other.

I bet they had been planning that for months.

Easy there, no need to be a drama llama.

I have to work today. Does anybody know a site that’s live streaming protests?

I have to work today. Does anybody know a site that’s live streaming protests?

He’s not a gay man but he’s played one on tv.

They’ll have plenty to fill up her section of Obama’s presidential library.

Wouldn’t it be cool to breed elephants with potbellied pigs? Then we could all have little potbellied elephants as pets.

I guess haters gonna hate.

To summarize: Whateva! I do what I want!

In this situation it’s important to remember. Don’t mess with Texas.

Stop bitching and go masturbate. You’ll feel better.

You should change your name to Drama Llama.

Stick to the sports page?

Your heart can only be filled with hate if it was empty to begin with.

What are the code names for each vehicle? More importantly, what snacks did you brings?