But he’s white guy from iowa! It’s the immigrants that are dangerous.

That’s a morel.

Imagine his voice, too.

White guy from Ames, here. Yes, the guy had a reputation for stalking behavior, and I have no doubt the police used prior reports to find him.

White guys from Iowa, they’re not our friend, believe me. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

I watched the local news this morning, only one station showed the guy they arrested. Shocker, he's white. The local Sinclair Broadcasting station only had it on for a minute at most, I suppose it doesn't fit their narrative. It's all backwards to them, the victim was a person of color and the perpetrator was a white…

I saw the headline for this shortly after I got up this morning and it pained me that this is almost exactly the same thought I had. It’s a terrible thing that happened, and awful we live in a time that renders shitty thoughts like this 100% possible.

Republican politicians will say nothing, because the suspect is white and a citizen. Par for the course.

I hate myself for clicking on this article.

Since this also happened to a young college student in Iowa, I’m sure the crowd that was upset about the murder of Mollie Tibbetts will be up in arms about this as well.

I am extremely upset and disappointed with myself because I KNEW what this was gonna be and I CLICKED ANYWAY. 

I think we need to take time to consider his economic anxiety.

I would proclaim this COTD if I wasn’t dry-heaving at the likelihood of the scenario you just described actually fucking happening.

-*pushes away plate of porcinis*

Really that’s the question? Here are some way weirder mushrooms to haunt you!

There’s a fungus among us.

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.