If only, rather than saying that a letter was the wrong way to file a report, the PO had taken this shit seriously and sent someone to help the ex girlfriend file it “properly” then maybe this woman wouldn’t have been murdered. This kind of shit and bureaucracy and treating men who stalk and abuse women like it’s no…

that is insanely wasteful. 

I was in Thailand earlier this year and the new king is a goofball at best, spoiled and lazy womanizer at worst, and because of the lese-majeste laws, you cannot criticize the monarchy or you might wind up in prison so to subtly shade him, people will have a small photo of him and a HUGE photo of his father. I saw in…

food safety laws and the lack of a corn lobby so no corn syrup in every bread product. One treat is to get fast food when I’m in a European country. It’s still garbage, but it’s actually food.

uh and don’t forget the enslaved people who added a lot to the cooking

I spoke with my mother yesterday and she said that this was the first time she’d made a baked macaroni and cheese. I said “are you even black” and “how the fuck did that happen?!?!?” From what she said, it sounds like hers may have looked like this because she just layered cheese and macaroni. Neaux, ma’am. 

This is the only time I’ve heard a story of some racist nonsense where I’ve actually thought “oh okay this person has some mental problems.” All of the rest of the people are just garden variety racists. This mofo is CRAZY. 

i had a condom get “lost” and no manner of digging, scooping, coughing and squatting could get it out. I had to go to my doctor. It had wedged itself in that weird nether land between my cervix and the back wall of my vagina. The doctor told me all of the weird things she’d found in vaginas and told me that a condom…

haven’t these people heard of rechargeable sex toys? It’s 2018 ffs. 

the people who think it’s gross to brush one’s teeth in a public restroom probably never brush their teeth. They’re the gross ones. 

oh he is for sure dying or has ass cancer or tore off 3 of four limbs or tried to commit hari kari with a rusty grapefruit spoon. The level of secrecy and eulogy is fucking frightening. If we find out that he had a hernia or a botched vasectomy or some bullshit, I’m gonna be ANGRY.

black people with dreads wash their hair. It naturally locs so we don’t have to resort to any uncleanliness for dreadlocks to form. You’re not going to get MRSA from our hair. sheesh. 

you should watch the Lonely Island’s version. 

I generally think I’m smart, however how arrogant do you have to be to believe that if *you* don’t know something then it can’t be true. If he’d just said “Oh hi, I’m Joe in 302" Okafor would have said “oh cool, I live in 306" and this nonsense would have not started. I hate nosy ass people who haven’t enough social…

I’ve been with my company for 6 years and this was the first holiday party that was on a Friday. Also full open bar. With no passed appetizers. The dinner was served 1.5 hours after the cocktails started. It was a shitshow and so entertaining to watch. 

There was an Italian product called Brioschi that was amazing for a queasy stomach and headache. I sadly don’t believe it’s still being made. 

I can no longer drink or even smell Emergen-C because it reminds me of my misspent youth, getting all hammered and shit. Blech. 

A corn bristle broom. It’s good.

I was a professional catering cook. I’m well aware of all of the added salt. That’s why I taste my food and then season. I have nutritional yeast and bonito flakes in my arsenal amongst other things. I’d say that half of my income goes to food. 

UP made me so mad. I was wanting a fun movie and the first 10 minutes had me doing the loud, sobbing, ugly cry.