there is nothing yuppie about Clackamas. I’d say more methy mouth breathers. 

her Republican opponent has $0 in donations, so I think she’ll do fine. 

Work on getting likely dem voters (black women, young women, lgbtq folk) to the polls. If the numbers of voters in the dem base go up, we will win. 

omg i love that place. 

I have finally trained my parents not to call me on fucking East Coast time after living on the West Coast for nearly twenty fucking years. Yes I’m going to be startled when you call me at five-fucking-thirty to tell me you saw one of my old teachers at the grocery store. Sheesh.

this is the correct answer. 

can concur. It’s everywhere and if I see another tattoo of Oregon with a heart in the center I may stab my eyes out. 

the tv show is obvs an overblown fairy tale; I mean we’re really supposed to accept that virulent evangelical misogynists would be able to tamp down their racism for teh babies? The book got that shit right. But I’m a good cook so I’d probably be a sought after Martha...

what really galls me is that I’m black and white people will try that shit on me. I guess I have the look of “one of the good ones,” but them bitches don’t know. I have had to go totally off on someone in public before and I do it scary style; I never raise my voice I just look straight into their soul and read them…

i could get under *ahem* behind that 

Come to Portland. Not only were there “urban goats” when the land was developed for condos and a fancy grocery store they named it “The Goat Blocks”
lordt, this town. 

and a cokehead daughter

it was a name of a coward so double points. 

ooh am i finally not a grey?

i live in a vote by mail state and we don’t get the sticker at all. It chaps my hide. 

i live in Oregon and yeah, Portland is super white, you also have to remember that there is a ton of agriculture in this state so there are a lot of Latinx people working in the smaller towns and white folks get super salty about it. But in good news, in one of the smaller towns ICE was trying to start some shady shit…

what a wonderful young woman she’s grown into. 

...is buckwild. I’m not offended by the jacket (suprisingly to me) I am just sitting here in a state of “oh damn, this shit is out of hand” shock

I bet that dummy is also confounded by the “but the doctor was his MOTHER” riddle. Fuck the police.

sex clubs always have a buffet...