Granny flashes...and yet I clicked.

He probably is a good kid but he looks like an asshole taking most of those shots. His first game as a pro and he takes about ten shots that were five feet behind the three-point line? Jesus, he looked like a rec league chucker.

And he’s taking them from so far away that Steph Curry would have passed on half those shots.

Is it possible to want Lavar to fail without Lonzo failing? I want that.

You’re not rooting for Lonzo to fail, you’re rooting for an outcome that will hurt his father the most. It just so happens that one thing is Lonzo failing.

Not many, for sure. But he won’t have to carry that title belt for long. Grayson Allen’s going to have the home fans rooting against him.

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.

Japan never apologized for WWII? They’ve apologized many times. Here’s a good round up of just the recent ones:

There’s an entire wiki page on Japanese apologies for WWII.

Yeah. I’ve written that I think players, in exchange for the money and adulation, should probably not do things in a way that makes their fans feel like chumps for being so over-invested in what is, emotionally, an incredibly lopsided relationship. (So, not to beat a dead horse, but I had no problem with LeBron…

I’ll never understand why people get so butthurt about an adult who has every right to take whatever job he wants doing just that.

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

That’s funny when I was little I told a girl to eat my twat. Had no idea what it meant, and to this day I will never forget her response. Figures you would have a twat!

What are you talking about, that’s an awesome comeback !

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

This should be a Magary-led blog post:

If you think about it, that’s actually a pretty baller response nowadays.

Why? You told her you get pussy.

This country is as divided as it’s ever been, excluding all those other years where there was actual Civil War and National Guard troops having to enforce integration decrees and nationwide rioting after the assassination of major public figures and Tories against Rebels and that time they ran in Army tanks to bust up…