As a liberal white woman named Gretchen, I was not offended or anything, I just thought the sketch was lazy and not really funny. The whole joke was “Michael Che looks funny in a wig and scarves.” I’m more upset by lazy drag. But I’m always excited to hear my name. I still can’t find a bike license plate with my name…

I wish she’d taken Jerry Seinfeld’s advice and quit showbiz in 1996.

Because I’m petty.