Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

It’s just clickbait. One to read, one to share, and dozens more as you refresh to see if you got comments/stars.

This was the most boring thing i’ve ever read...are you serious with the “but this was a pretty bad one”. I’m legit confused by this.

OK, here you go. As a junior in High School, I signed up for Model UN. No one in my very small arts-oriented alternative school was interested at all in politics, but we were interested in taking a weekend trip to DC. We chose Yemen as our country because no school who actually cared about Model UN had chosen it, and…

1 oz vodka

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

That really is the highway to the danger zone.

I first started wondering how language affects our perception when I realized that a 30-year old woman in the USA "is 30" while in France she "has 30 years." And in America, an 80-year old women "is 80" while in French she "has 20, 4 times." And in business, Americans tend to use "I am a [title]" while the French tend…

I use a medium sized black metal binder clip.

How u doing, skinny gurl?

"Maybe this wasn't a problem for Twiggy here, but it was for real women."

You're bored of games? Then quit making boring games. You're the founder of a gaming company. Fix the problem yourself.

It melted off the vowel between the V and D!